Tom: Why do I like fucking so much?

Satan: Fucking?

Tom: Not just fucking, I enjoy the sexual act from start to finish: dinner, movie, music, oral, penetration, rise, fall, cigarette. It's neat.

Satan: Well, have you ever considered the possibility that maybe other people are like that too?

Tom: Like who?

Satan: Oh come on now, I'm sure you know men and women who feel the same way you do, they just express it differently. Face it Tom: humans are sexual beings. The urge to reproduce is hardwired into you. The way sexuality is expressed depends upon an infinite number of factors that come into play the moment you're born. Take what you've got and make the most of it.

Tom: You got a sister?

Satan: Oh piss off.