I get it. I understand why sports are so interesting to some people. Like guys who work together in an office. It's the ultimate neutral ground. The only time mostpeople can express a subjective opinion in the workplace is when discussing sports. As such, they filter a large portion of their personalities through "sports". Sports talk is passionate. Irrational. Witty and bitchy.

Fuck that. I see right through it. I don't "get" sports. Grown men swatting little balls does not constitute drama for me. I like playing sports. But they're just games.