Tom: I went and saw the Red Elvises today.

Satan: Good?

Tom: Yeah.

Satan: Didn't Ray get you into them?

Tom: Yeah but he couldn't go because of prior commitments.

Satan: Did you buy him a souvenir?

Tom: Yep.

Satan: What is it?

Tom: I ain't tellin'.

Satan: I'll bet it's some sort of birth control device, isn't it?

Tom: NO!