Conversations with God


Tom: So, I’ve decided to swap one supernatural muse for another.

God: How do you know I really am God?

Tom: Well, I don’t. How about I just call you "god?"

God: You blasphemous fucker!

Tom: Whoa, God cusses?

God: Wait a minute, you used a capital “G” there. You really do think you're talking to God.

Tom: But... it was a mistake, I... Damn. Whoever you are, you’re good.

God: Yes, I am.