Satan: An SOS file? Whats that?

Tom: Ah. Been sleazing around my yahoo mail again lately, have we?

Satan: Ahem.

Tom: Oh, sorry. I'm supposed to be flattered that you've been skulking about one of my inboxes. How vaginal.

Satan: (Silence)

Tom: Okay. The SOS file is a folder I made into which I plan to place video clips, bits of literature, inspiring JPEGs, etc. I think that might make me happy when I'm feeling particularly depressed.

Satan: Hahahahahaha! And you really think that's going to work! Ahahahahahaha!!!

Tom: Hey fool. I didn't choose this.

Satan: Ooooh, how profound.

Tom: Wow. You are a nasty one.

Satan: Thank you.

Tom: You're welcome. Dick.

Satan: Ass.