Tom: So if Bill Hicks says life is a ride, then all I have to do is enjoy it, right?

Satan: Sure, why not.

Tom: Hahahahahahahahahaha! I got it all figured out fucker! Hahahahaha! People will look back on this little blog-o retrospective and think, "Damn, that motherfucker was ON!"

Satan: What do you mean by that? Do you mean you think that other people will think that you were just writing for the fuck of it, that it didn't really make sense to do it but you said fuck it and did it anyways? Wow. You're a real hero.

Tom: Oh fuck you bitch. That's why you've always envied me. Because I can just lay back and roll.

Satan: The nex time you get high I'm going to make you think something is squeezing your heart like that scene in Exorcist II.

Tom: Awwwwwww sheeeit!