So the Patriot act is in full effect and we here have changed many forms here in the mailroom, many forms. But this is the funny part this is how our company defines it...

The USA Patriot Act, which stands for Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism, was enacted to prevent money laundering and stem the flow of financing to terrorist organizations through the financial services industry.

Soooo this thing was about MONEY LAUNDERING??? WTF? You can now be jailed with no notice and held without being charged and it is about money laundering and the financial services industry?
And why the fuck is this another acronym? Which flag waiving act started this manditory use of fake military terminology for everything? I can see G Dubbya there in his treehouse sucking on a popsicle saying "Ok guys new rule: everything this government comes up with to solve any problem MUST be a hokey poorly thought out acronym or color coded code."
THEY CAME UP WITH AN ACRONYM FOR U.S.A! Jesus H Fuck, it already is one!!! What the hell does Schwarzenegger stand for?