I've always liked Sade. Unfortunately, my affection has recently crossed the line into near-obsession: I bought a Sade DVD, concert footage filmed on her last tour. I don't even own a DVD player. As such, I did the only thing I could think of- I sent in a prayer request to Peter Popoff. It went something like this:

Dear Rev. Popoff:

I am obsessed with the singer Sade. Lately I have been having impure thoughts about her everywhere I go: at work, at home, in my sister's room, etc. I don't know what to do. Her beauty and sensual voice have caused me to stray from God's path. I pray that with your help I can find it again.

Thank you,
Tom Amans

I'm really, really hoping for a response.