TRENDWATCH!

Hello all and wellcome the first installment of trendwatch. Today's focus is on the latest craze called FREE DANCING. Free dance was created over two years ago when an enterprizing young man realized during an erratic body spazam that sometimes your body may prefer a to be in a certain unwarranted position for no reason at all. This led to the concept of free dance. The tenets of the dance are that your body goes to whatever position it wants to be in at that particular moment, your mind is not in charge of the dance (so you don't have to feel self consious as the movements are natural) no one free dances any better than anyone else, you don't have to dance to the rhythm of the music and in fact that you don't have to dance to any music at all. We at the trendwatch department research team have forcasted that THIS is the dance craze to watch for in the new millenium. Next time, APPARELL!