Well I'm still sick and I feel bad for not posting anything for almost a week. That's not to say there haven't been a few rather interesting developments...but I'm not going to talk about them right now. I'd rather write about:

SEXUAL ROLE REVERSAL WITH BEAUTIFUL ANNAVELLE

We got home the other day and eventually flopped down on the bed. Somehow she ended up on top of me and began vigorously dry-humping me. A bit startled at the ferociousness of her technique I exclaimed, “Hey, that’s not how I do it, I have a little more control than that!” To which she replied, “Yeah you’re more like this,” and began grinding her pelvis against me in slow, mockingly exaggerated thrusts. The look on her face was even more disconcerting: head thrown back, mouth slightly agape, eyes closed. I rolled out from under her and asked, “Hey that’s not really what I look like, is it?” “I dunno,” she replied. “Sort of. Yeah, I guess so.” “Oh my god,” I said. “Why on earth would you ever want to have sex with me?” “Well,” she said, “You’re really sexy, honey. You love me and I love you and I love making love with you. Damn baby, you’re my Daddy-O.” I thought about it for a second and then pulled her back on top of me.

It turned out to be a very educational evening.