What the fuck is up with the stupid people who are "driving" on the road? Yesterday I was on a freeway offramp where after a curve you have a lane that ends and you need to change lanes. The guy in front of me comes to a complete stop and is unable to pull out to change lanes. I yelled "ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DRIVE IN YOUR LANE THEN MERGE OVER!" but he did not listen so I drove over the curb to get around him and then forced the car in the next lane to slam on its brakes just so I could get around this asshole who CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE!!! I really need to install my 130dB horn before these people drive any worse.

Aaron's Driving Tips:
1) If turning right, pull into the bike lane. There's no reason why your SUV needs a 40 foot turning radius, so get out of my way.
2) When merging, don't panic. Just drive and things usually take care of themselves.
3) If by the grace of God I actually give you the right of way, it's probably because you have it. Don't wave me through or look at me with a blank face. Drive and get the fuck out of my way.
4) If I honk at you, realize that you probably did something stupid. Deal with your personal inadequacies. Don't get mad and cut me off or give me the "stare of death" or any of that petty shit. Learn to drive and you will avoid my 130dB correction device.
5) Don't get upset about turn signals. If I'm driving 20 MPH faster than you, warning you about going into your lane is pretty moot.
6) Drive the speed limit. If you drive the speed limit and I pass you, that's my problem. If you drive slower, expect my horn. Most cars have twice the horsepower of my little 4-cylinder purple Cavalier, so you have no excuse.
7) Finally, if you do anything so stupid that you piss me off, I have license to do anything I want, no matter how unsafe, to get around your stupid ass.